My Trump-Inspired Christmas Message to the Nation

Daylin Leach
3 min readDec 25, 2023

In America, holidays are a time for tradition. Lovingly exchanging gifts on Christmas, returning the lame crap you got for Christmas on Boxing day. Losing fingers in fireworks accidents on Independence Day, mattress sales on Memorial Day. Scarfing down turkey on Thanksgiving and delighting in endless buckets of anchovies on Tu BiShvat (I may have a few details of that one wrong).

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Daylin Leach

Long-time state House and Senate member, author of PA’s Medical Marijuana law, also creator of “shit-gibbon!” Comedian, professor, father of 2 awesome children!