The Opportunity Ukraine Offers Us

The results of My Ancestry.com test (*not an endorsement, unless they pay me, in which case they are awesome!) revealed that I am 1% Neanderthal, which explains a lot about my table manners. I am apparently also a few percent viking. This reveals why I’m also part Finish, Norwegian, Swiss, and Scottish. The Vikings really got around, what with all of their pillaging and what not.