There is no War on Christmas. The Real War is on Hannukah!

Every year, as Americans turn their attention towards the impending Christmas Holiday, (usually around the Ides of March), we know certain things are going to happen. We are going to start hearing Christmas songs every day, which will cause us to fantasize about going back in time and murdering the author “Silver Bells” in their sleep. We will see Santa Clauses in every department store…