Trump Crazy Paralyses Republicans

I have been in the position of having to answer a difficult question. For example, when my wife Jen asks me if the soy sauce on my shirt means I spent $100 on sushi for lunch, my answer usually sounds something like this:

Uh…Well…You see when you say “spent”. That really goes to the…uh…existential fabric of large, sometimes even small, beaver-like thoughts. The Greeks spoke of nothingness. I think we can…